Pee Stick

How a 2 year old says Penis, Dick, Cock, or Wang.

Timmy: Mama, why do you like to suck on Daddy's pee stick?
Mama: Timmy, you've got a lot to learn.

by RonniesLetsPlays October 20, 2020

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Pee Cupboard

The cupboard of which I used as a personal training potty for the last 5 years. For reference, I am a middle aged man living on his own living off of my own eyelashes and toe nails

I just crapped my pants in the Pee Cupboard

by Blackman (black super hero) July 7, 2023

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peeing red

Snowboarder slang: a praising exclamation for an epic maneuver successfully accomplished but with some pain or injury.

"Whoa Dude! How did you survive that epic booter? Peeing red!!!"

by CoyoteLoki September 24, 2013

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When you reach the urinal of a public restroom with the intent to pee, but you just can't seem to let it out. The anxiety hits when you are just standing there not peeing and hoping the other dudes don't notice that you're not peeing. Pee Anxiety typically occurs when there are urinal-users close by to you. In order to avoid suspicion, you will proceed to zip up and go wash your hands, pretending you peed.

Bro #1: Man, what took so fast in there?

Bro #2: I hate to admit it, but I got pee anxiety and just got out.

Bro #1: I feel you man.

by So Chill December 22, 2015

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Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same

by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019

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