White People Problems

As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.

"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"

This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.

My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.

White People Problems by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010

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Old People

Usaully whating tea. In many cases they are yelling at kids from there front porch to pull there pants up. Old People can talk for weeks about the "Old Days" and most important the Great Depression. Old People are like babies they eat, sleep, and poop. Also they smell AWFUL

Whats that smell? It smells like.....OLD PEOPLE, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Old People by Old Person April 1, 2010

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Fat People

People who are rejected in society cause their fat and stuff.
Commonly found:
1) Falling off bridges.
2) Getting pushed off bridges.
3) Breaking bridges and therefor falling into the water.
4) The Jerry Springer show

Skinny person 1: Yo dude did you see those Fat People fall into the water!
Skinny person 2: Yeah I heard there was a flood in Paris!
*Both of them laugh*
Fat guy from Paris: Latz' nowt fahny.
*Both skinny people push him into a bridge*

Fat People by NFtheAwesomeGuy April 9, 2009