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Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
by boggler August 12, 2016
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Prime Parking

Guy #1: Prime Parking is literal ass bro.
Guy #2: I know it smells like Lebanese asshole.
by ChaosInfernox August 19, 2017
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Pillow Packing

The ancient Icelandic sexual ritual of shoving one's pillow up the mate's anus.
P: How was last night?
T: It was great, me and Tim were pillow packing all night.
by Teddy Westside 15 May 30, 2018
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Parallel Parking

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.
by Napolee August 10, 2019
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Planking

PLANKING - also known as "planksters" the art of laying perfectly still like a plank of wood in weird places like on mailbox, a basket ball hoop and stairs. you then take pictures and upload them to the planking facebook page so other planksters can try to out do yours.
person 1 - joe i'm bored lets bake a cake or something
person 2 - baking is gay lets go planking stuff
person 1 -that sounds extremely dumb and dangerous but i love it lets go plank the Sydney harbor bridge!
person 2 - that's such a great idea and then lets facebook it!
by missplankton June 7, 2011
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Planking

The act of rigidly laying face-down on anything(floor, rails, signs, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about that guy that got arrested for planking on a police car?"

Person 2: "Well it was his fault. He was trying to do a plank that had already been done."
by Woody A. June 9, 2011
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Planking

The act of laying face down, horizontally across an object whilst being photographed.

This trend exploded in Australia in May, 2011, gaining the attention of media the world over.
Banksy planked that weber so hard!

Planking changed my life.
by PreRecorded INC June 9, 2011
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