Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light on.

Adrian "Can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole"

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023

Snorky Pork

When you laugh so hard ..... You snort and laugh at the same time.

Wow!!! Did you see how that girl just did a "snorky pork" ?

by Amtra March 03, 2016

Sergio Pork

Sergio Pork is a mythic legend from the year 2022-2023 where a fat chubby kid called sergio would eat pork so people would call him sergio pork. Sergio pork also means "total fatass and homosexual"

Person 1: Wow he is such a "Sergio Pork."
Person 2: Yeah he is fat and homosexual

by sandymandyrandy November 27, 2023

Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Pork the Pig

1. The act of intercourse with a fatty - also see pork

Fuck me Johnny's actually gonna pork the pig

by MrIdontgiveafuck April 29, 2019

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! May 20, 2011

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019