road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

Pony Tailable

Hair that's long enought to pull back into a pony tail.

My friend Carol told my hair dresser she can cut off a decent amount of hair as long as it's still pony tailable.

by bennzz61 January 21, 2011

Pony Eye

A hairy butthole

Damn girl, you'd better wax that pony eye if you have a date tonight!

by BCACDACD January 17, 2016

Pony Pounder

A biological Man, from Kitimat, who takes part in vaginal/anal intercourse with a variety of different horse breeds and sizes.

I walked In on Mark F fucking the shit out of small horse. I don't understand why they think it's a good idea to become a Pony Pounder. Must be from Kitimat.

by HORSEFUCKERSPECIALIST October 25, 2025

Tony the pony

A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).

Ronald: hey tony, you suck.
Tony: excuse me, why?
Ronald: because your tony the pony.

by Jonathan Lunders July 17, 2018

sugar pony

A strawberry blonde female.

We call Amber sugar pony because of her hair.

by patate.triste May 8, 2017

Pony

P.O.N.Y. P-regressives Offended (for) No (reason) (in a) Yamulka
- social justice warrior, regressive

much like the RINO Republican In Name Only, The rino tries to appear like the parties mascot, the elephant. but is not... an elephant. the pony does the same and tries to appear as the noble donkey, but is really just 'my little participation trophy pony'. Wearing a Yamulka to hide their anti semitism.

Hillary Clinton doesn't represent true liberal values, such a pony.

by asapatheist March 20, 2017