Platforming

The act of getting so drunk, that you can't walk straight and fall (or nearly) of a train platform.

Hey bro, where did you end up last night?

Bro I was "platforming" last night and got locked up for being drunk and disorderly

Bro, you got "platformed" as!!!

by Steviej85 October 21, 2019

cake plate

A bastardized metaphorical version of the word placates (meaning to appease or pacify especially by concession). This word started as a colloquialism in Las Vegas Nevada, used by men when they were forced to make concessions especially when dealing with women. It is used in often in the service industry.

placates concession pacify appease women

Example: (Two male bartenders talking about a female cocktail waitress)
Bartender 1: Marry is being a real bitch today I don’t know what her problem is…
Bartender 2: She’s probably just hung over from parting too much last night, just cake plate her and keep it moving

placates concession pacify appease women

by Dirty Mike LV December 20, 2011

platypi

This word is not a real word. If you so happen to use this term as a plural form of the noun platypus, please get out. The correct term is platypuses.

Person 1: “Look at all of those platypi!”
Person 2: *SLAPS Person 1* “Don't ever speak like that again. Go away.”

by Emeraldcat3770 October 3, 2018

New plate

UK street slang for new to the scene.

Man 1: "You seeing all these new drill rappers?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, these new plate rappers ain't on shit!"

by Slapit July 8, 2020

Plate cleaner

A man who eats pussy GREATLY. The male version of a "soul snatcher"

"Omg girl David is a real plate cleaner"

by Bedroom Monster May 8, 2017

Plate on a Roll

A piece of paper towel that doubles as a plate in an emergency situation.

Adam- Yo garcia, pass me a plate so I can reheat this sofa pizza I found.

Garcia- damn yo are you a fucking idiot? you know we dont have any plates at my apartment...Here, take a plate on a roll.

by jgarcia55 July 8, 2011

intimidation plateau

A term used in certain sports that involve intimidation. When you have 2 intimidating people, you don't put them one right after the other. That would be a mountain. If you spread out the intimidating people, you make a plateau. This is to ensure that throughout the whole game there will always be an intimidating person to come.

Big Intimidating Guy 1: Are you going to bat after me in this inning?
Big Intimidating Guy 2: No, we need an intimidation plateau.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: A what?
Big Intimidating Guy 2: An intimidation plateau.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: Ok.

by MarrBond November 9, 2006