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damp patch

The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracks or leakage of spooge.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.
Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
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Patrice

Patrice is a girl, who is humble, classy, meek, and wise. She's beautiful in her own unique way, but her heart is radiant and blessed. She is basically without flaw that the human eye or ear could detect, but she doesn't realize that, even though she has a healthy level of confidence about herself. She knows who she is and she chooses her words carefully before she speaks. She believes in uplifting and encouraging a sad and downtrodden or confused soul. She's a peacemaker and a success at life and love.
A: Will Patrice be attending the party?
B: I hope so. She has a way of putting everyone at ease with her presence.
by Bobcat Rescue June 18, 2017
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Patrick Dempsey

Quite possibly the sexiest man alive. Every mans girlfriend falls asleep thinking about him
Plays McDreamy on the hit show Grey's Anatomy

Hot, caring, loving, and ages like fine wine
Omg did you see Patrick Dempsey in the new Grey's episode?
Yessss! I swear he gets hotter every day
by Grey's addict May 9, 2019
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Patrece

Woman who is intelligent, gorgeous, kind, all in one. You can't get any better than this.
"Who you boo man?" "Patrece" "Damn son, you lucky something something something." "I know dude. She made me breakfast yesterday, and challenged me to a CoD Duel."
by Lean Juke October 3, 2012
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Patchwork Plagiarism

Plagiarism scandals involving “authors” stealing from multiple works and patching them together to take credit for a new and complete story.
Shey Stahl plagiarized several Twilight Fanfiction stories including Dusty and used patchwork plagiarism to write 'For the Summer' and probably all of her other books.
by TwiCharmed September 24, 2013
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patriotic

The act of brown-nosing to a country. (See butt-kisser)
By being patriotic, he doesn't have to pay his taxes.
by Detranova July 28, 2003
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