Waverly P.A.

Ah yes.. Known for the meanest streets in the northeast. It's a dangerous town simply rivaling Compton and St. Louis. If you’re in the mood for a good stabbing stop by the Waverly courts to get your quick fix but don’t stay too long cause you'll get syphilis... Plus there are beer cans on the Waverly school roof that just happened to be jack and miked up there... The mean streets of Waverly is and has always been considered the baddest f'n place in this sexy galaxy

Waverly P.A. is a town full of thugs and missing jiggabos

by ByrneMSW November 10, 2008

P. Diddy Promise

DEFINITION: A promise that CANNOT be broken.

Based on P. Diddy's unbroken promise to give Justin Bieber a Lamborghini when he turns 16.

EXAMPLE:

DAD: I P. Diddy Promise that I will get you a PS3 for your birthday in 3 months.
(3 Months later)
SON: THANKS FOR THE PS3 DADDY!!

by MyNamesJ12 July 23, 2010

P the B's

Pump the Breaks. You use this phrase when you want someone to slow down. This is used instead of the terms "relax" or "chill out"

Kyle told Sara to P the B's when she asked him to get married prematurely.

by Awesomenessnessness21 June 18, 2011

Ottis P. Schodinger

The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.

Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?

Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!

by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

C.P.M

Cold Pool Multiplier, your dick size as soon as you leave a cold pool, compared to the biggest it gets during sex.

I hate how Trent always strips after swimming, everyone knows he has a shitty C.P.M

by AcronymKing February 4, 2015

Filthy P

A person preferably from NY, who sucks the meat off of chicken wing bones.

Did you see filthy p in Friday's last weekend?
Yeah, he took the meat off the bones.

by Sunroof balla May 30, 2016