mulletteer

One who is wise in the way of the mullet. See also Dickie Bob or Dick Jenkins.

Whoah, now that is a true mulletteer.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

mulletation

The mulletation is cancer-like growth in the form of a haircut (mullet). The disease initiates early in life as the parents of mulletation offspring often have the growth themselves. It is a relatively benign for the people who bare it however, the real victims are bystanders who must view this truely obscene condition.

His mulletation was fully developed and obviously well beyond treatment as he was advanced in age. Maybe if we could have reached him earlier he could be saved.

by eric torkelson January 25, 2005

mulletess

A female who has a femullet.

That was one skanky looking mulletess.

by Also Named Bort September 2, 2008

mulletfuk

Having a lousy sex partner, usually associated with breaking up.

My ex was a mulletfuk.

by DBHx August 22, 2006

mulleted

having an unfortunate mullet by accident.

you fall asleep at a random party, after drinking to much and you start to see racoons. you wake up at 6 in the morning dragging yourself to your apt. when you discover people are looking at you with fear in their eyes. when you finally come home and look in the mirror you discover that you have the worlds worst mullet. guess you just got mulleted.

by shmort March 22, 2009

Mollet

A hairdo that incorporates both a mohawk and a mullet.

"All the cool kids wear wolf t-shirts and have mollets and can't use the word irony correctly."

by Nique ta Mere November 24, 2009

müller avalanche

When someone opens up a müller corner and as they are pouring the corner in jizz in the yogurt, shove it in their face, drag them up the stairs, and then push them down the stairs yelling "müller avalanche".

A Müller avalanche is the worst yogurt around!

by BangTidy June 23, 2014