Muff Cabbage

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.

You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.

by letsgoducks October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.

Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."

by barrywhitesballsack November 13, 2010

Muff

Muff (M.U.F.F.) - Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend. Something that follows every hot girl in order to make it difficult for you to enjoy your time with your hot friend. They are never enjoyable to be around; a muff's only purpose is to make it difficult to game on the hot girl you like.

You: Man, I'm definitely hanging out with Marissa tonight!

Friend: Too bad her muff will be with her!

You: Are you serious?!?!? I hate Brenna! She's definitely going to Cock Block

Friend: No one likes a muff...

by afrotreetrunk May 6, 2012

muff melter

After a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. You ruffied her and she guided you to her place. She's laying down before you in her bed, skirt hacked up. You turn on her curling iron, wait afer laying gentle kisses in her gentle area...then stick the burning hot melter in her pussy. muff melter.

"Hey man, you burn that pussy the other night?"
"Yeah man,muff melter"
"She suffer 3rd or 5th degree?"

by suckerpunch99 September 26, 2006

off muff

a foulness of the crotch. an 'off' day. in need of a shower. a smelly vag.

see also : stank stick

i went to go down on her, but she had off muff. ew.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Rough Muff

A rough muff is a vagina that is overgrown with pubes i.e. opposite to a shaven haven

Friend one: I love that, that Steffi girl is just full of roughy muff goodness
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff

by Kingy_Mullet May 25, 2008

Muff Duck

When one avoids or otherwise escapes from a less than attractive female.

Guy A: My GOD she was ugly and she was trying to make out with me so I muff ducked her.
Guy B: You what?
Guy A: I got the hell out of there.

by MuffDucker November 8, 2010