Trash-Monkey

Iron Cobra 40 oz. + Sparks Energy Drink = Trash Monkey
Alcoholic combo drink. This drink is based on a brass monkey but has been modified into a better tasting combo. First, buy a forty oz. of Iron Cobra, or any other malt liquor, also purchase a Sparks alcoholic energy drink. Next, open the forty and drink it to the lable. Following this, open your Sparks and at an angle dump the contents of the Sparks into your forty. After all of the Sparks has made it into the forty, put the cap back on give it a flip and procede to drink.

Man, that Trash-Monkey I drank last night kicked my ass.

by Nicholas Q. August 06, 2007

Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.

"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."

by yungmunch February 13, 2010

butt-monkey

One who clings to the butt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a butt-kisser.

I can't beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a butt-monkey.

by Phantom004 August 22, 2005

mud monkey

Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it

He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.

by vive cuervo February 07, 2009

Mall Monkeys

The webcomic by Eric Drobile who kicks all ass, as well as his award-winning funny ass comic.

hey faggots, go read mallmonkeys. you havent even been there!

by mallmonkey October 04, 2003

monkey's birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Joshua Rubin October 13, 2007

bong monkey

A Human ancestor theorized by Potopia. Discovered fire and used it to light the bong. Frequent user of cannabis. Also a stoner. Can also be used as a person who lights the bong for another person, used for long bongs.

" That dude is the bong monkey!"

by Potopia October 21, 2007