Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.

"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"

by FriendlyWorder April 4, 2018

mister o n deich

The name of a person or animal that is said when you greet them and shake their hands or paws.

hello mister o n deich.

by psychic crystal July 6, 2018

Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying

Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

Minner

the result of the inability of anyone without a vagina to plan and execute dinner independently and without the help of takeout services

It looks like they had minner tonight since I had to work late. I found the empty cans on the counter.

by Wtf2018 July 19, 2018

Misterbranch

A headache brought on by eating something extremely cold quickly., like ice cream.

Man that Slurpew gave me a misterbranch.

by Cranberry Merchant July 25, 2018

Mineral

A person who is reliable and solid AF.

"You saved my life!! You are SO mineral!"

"I really needed someone to pick me up. John came and got me. He is so mineral!!"

by Drey to the Max August 24, 2018

Minered

To slay a golf tournament with zero to little practice or talent.

He so minered the Masters this year the same way he does his finance job.

by Cooper50 August 29, 2018