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Mike Tysoned

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.
Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now
by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020
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Mike Perry

A UFC fighter with a big mouth and big power. Perry also has a midget penis.
Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017
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Mike Hart

Actually participates in no shave November
"Dude, let's do no shave November"
"Aw hell no you really don't want to pull a Mike Hart do you?"
by Aidan1214 November 18, 2019
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Mike Bergavin

A Famous Volleyball player. Played for Delta for 5 years and retired. Voted team captain his 5th year
I played volleyball with Mike Bergavin. All we did was set him, he was so pro

Stop setting me! set Mike, hell own it up!
by Omar Lasri December 9, 2008
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Money Mike

Typically a black man that is very poor and acts like the richest person.He usually is on some type of drug on days that end with the word day and is also always getting hurt.
Money Mike just robbed a bank
by Tommyhil July 26, 2019
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mike weitzel

a hot brazilian guy who happens to be extremely stupid, but remarkably charming.
A Weitzel is a player and a man ho, but girls are still head over heels for him
"damn, did you see mike weitzel today?"
"fuck yeah he was lookin' fineee"
"why yes. his geougeous tan skin makes me hott"
"yeah i wanna fuck him"
by JTjonas January 18, 2009
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Magic Miked

When someone presses their bare ass against the first person who passes out at a party. Similar to "tea bagging" but with an ass.
"Dude, Anthony passed out early last night so Carlos dropped trow and Magic Miked him."
by Scootious March 13, 2016
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