Mom I'd Like to Fuck But Wouldn't Actually Fuck. Like a MILF, but one you wouldn't (or couldn't) actually fuck for any number of reasons.
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Likes to drink a lot and play hopscotch naked in the street he also has a big banana. He likes to bite so be careful when your around Milferd. He loves to braid his girlfriends hair before bed.
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Get the Milf crusher mug...the widely used, somewhat impolite, slang term for a woman (who's had children) hymen, a piece of skin which covers the opening of the vagina and, contrary to popular belief, can be broken in any number of ways including sexual intercourse, tampon use, and vigorous exercise.
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2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.
3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.
3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.
I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
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