Michael Arballo

One who is the coolest mofo of all time.

Slayer of the vagina and everything holy.

"hey Michael Arballo keep your right hand strong, and your pimp hand stronger"

by Gouda94 January 10, 2012

Michael Piazza

This fat cunt his so god damn dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed. He has failed high school and dropped out of kindergarden at age 12 cause he was so cool. He now lives a life of smoking grass and ferns

Michael Piazza is a gay nigger

by Michael Piazza October 31, 2017

Michaela

There’s a lot of ways to describe this girl but I would start off by saying confused. She usually has no idea what she’s doing but it usually adds up at the end. She doesn’t really know who she can trust other than her room and Netflix. A girl that usually spends her time browsing the internet or reading random things about this and that. Who locks herself in her room and eats snacks while watching hilarious YouTube videos. Who loves music and art with a burning passion. A girl named Michaela hates school and hates waking up early to go. She has a bundle of friends that she likes and loves her family even if they’re insane sometimes.

Wow Michaela has no idea what she’s doing.

by 🥀 R_0_S_E 🥀 December 22, 2018

Minecraft Michael

Cool ass dude who has his own yotube channel. He will play games such as Doom, Black Ops 3, and Battlefield in the background. But will describe in great detail the functions of minecraft.

"Yo did you see Minecraft Michael latest video?"

by Thatoneguy420yolo November 3, 2016

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson, an innocent man who has done nothing but help save children's lives, and is the victim of evil.

Michael Jackson is 100% innocent, and we KNOW it.

by Sofia April 10, 2005

Michael Vick

The ability to earn approximately 100 million dollars over 10 years for slightly less than one touchdown pass per week and slightly more than one spectacular run every week.

Alternate definition: The ability to have the man in charge(e.g.,Arthur Blank, Falcons owner)so infatuated with you he develops a schoolboy crush and gives you said 100 million dollars.

Bill doesn't know how to do his job, but he makes the CEO laugh, so he "Vicked" that promotion.

by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004

Micah

A girl name, in this case. Extremely sarcastic, never afraid to show off around guys and be who she is. Loves to dance and sing, even if it looks or sounds awful. Has many haters but isn't afraid to cuss them out. Eats as much as she wants but somehow never gets fat. Has a dirty mind and mostly uses it around friends. Of those friends are people that admire her dearly. Micah loves attention and will do a lot for it. She falls for guys easily because of how much she is a flirt. Flirts with many guys and sometimes does not realize it. She mostly loves attention from guys. She can only trust a few people. One of those people that can cheer you up in the worst moment ever and she will twist it to make it funny and put a smile on your face. Gives good advice depending on the situation. Can relate to most situations. Says something that pretends like she never said it. May seem evil but has a heart deep, deep, deep, deep down. Has her insecure moments but only shows them to her close friend. An all around amazing girl who loves to wear cute clothes.

(Micah climbs on top of car around boys athletic team)
Micah: Hey!! Hey guys!
Friend: Micah!!!! Get your ass down here, nobody is paying attention to you. You can stop showing off.
Micah: No i like it up here! My crotch itches.
Friend: Nobody wants to hear that and nobody is paying attention to you so just get down.
Micah: Too Bad

by 898989pop343434 May 10, 2012