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mateo bocceli

Mateo boceli was a italian singer who sadly passed away on january 16th
Mateo bocceli dead at 25
by Ilovelalalaland January 16, 2023
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Mateo

My amazing best friend who has been there for me threw literally everything. He has been with me threw highs and lows and I love him so much. I will do anything for Mateo because he is my absolute favorite person alive
Mateo is the best<333
by del.loves.tae January 20, 2023
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Mateo

A super gay guy, most likely from or born in Poland . Thinks his real name is spelled as “Matthew” . Drives a black pick up truck. Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to Dance with somebody” by Whitney Huston
by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023
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Mateo

A super gay guy. Most likely polish or American Polish . Drives a black truck . Does not know how to use any tools . Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to dance with somebody “ by Whitney Huston
by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023
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Mattoed

When a female gets sexually destroyed. And I mean D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D. To the point where she almost can’t take it, but it feels so good she can’t reject it. The clapping of the cheeks dictates if she’s getting fucked or if she is at the point of getting Mattoed. Most commonly performed by men with the names Ygor or Machete.
Damn, Victoria’s looking extra good tonight. She’s most definitely getting her shit Mattoed….
by James-stark12 April 12, 2023
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Mattox vines

Mattox Vines has such a fat juicy ass. he can clap with his hands tied together. boy what would i do to pronebone that.
mattox vines got the dump truck and it’s not even trash day
by coccl May 15, 2023
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mateo

mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)
me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!
by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023
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