Masking

Masking is a term invented by hair-dyed teenage girls and other mental health hypochondriacs as a trendy way of referring to the phenomena in which someone pays attention to how they're coming across and adjusts their presentation and behavior based on the circumstances around them.
it is often used in the context of health class as a method of sounding smarter than the health teacher.
phycologists often refer to this as self-monitoring.

"I can't take it anymore! I've been masking myself all day. I need to express my true authentic self!"
"Ashel we're at a funeral knock it off! show some sympathy."
"But its bad for my mental health!"

by Dr.Disapointed August 30, 2023

Mask law

A law made by people, by humans just like every other human that wears a mask. A new way to try and lock someone up, just like trespassing laws are an older way of trying to lock someone up. It's not a good way for a business to do business, though it is a good way for a business to keep a few people from doing business there. That is, if it is just business, and it's not personal. If it is still just for a business to keep their Bill's paid, and nothing else.

The mask law was a new way to try and run a few people off, besides that masks reduced virus transmissions by, in the medical professionals and scientists own words, single digit percentages. There was essentially no good reason to lock somebody up for not having a mask on.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

mask sneeze

when you have a corona mask on and you sneeze and snot goes everywhere

in the middle of the business meeting i had a terrible mask sneeze, that shit went in my mouth

by BIGNIGGABOB33 December 4, 2020

choose to mask it, or choose a casket

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business

hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket

by burbman1969 December 4, 2020

Surgical mask

blue disposable face coverings you see discarded everywhere in parking lots

I ran over several surgical masks as I exited the target parking lot.

by Smallbutfierce December 11, 2020

Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?

Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Mask-Ne

Acne from wearing a mask!

Look at my face, I have Mask-Ne

by PaulaZoo November 16, 2020