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Neoprene mask
A modern breakthrough in winter clothing made for people who would rather be warm and comfortable in the winter. Unfortunately, most prefer not to wear it in public because people can't stand things that are different. So they would rather head in arctic conditions with the whole body well dressed except for their unmasked face and complain that the cold and wind are crippling and painful.
Technically, it's a scarf that's ACTUALLY DESIGNED to be easy to wear, ergonomical, tight and effective. It is just long enough so you can wrap it around your face and velcro tie it at the back of your neck. It's neoprene for the face and plush fleece for the neck protection and interior. So, it's freaking windproof, waterproof and comfy. As a whole, it's a high tech beauty that makes you look badass (especially with snow goggles on), anticonformist and free from peer pressure.
Technically, it's a scarf that's ACTUALLY DESIGNED to be easy to wear, ergonomical, tight and effective. It is just long enough so you can wrap it around your face and velcro tie it at the back of your neck. It's neoprene for the face and plush fleece for the neck protection and interior. So, it's freaking windproof, waterproof and comfy. As a whole, it's a high tech beauty that makes you look badass (especially with snow goggles on), anticonformist and free from peer pressure.
-Oh look at the guy with the neoprene mask. It's minus 20 degrees outside but he'll still practice jogging like it's summer! Talk about a boss, bro!
Neoprene mask by attackyofme May 2, 2012
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New Jersey Gas Mask
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guy#1-I gave my girlfriend a new jersey gas mask the other day and she puked all over my asshole!
guy#2- RIGHT ON!!!
guy#2- RIGHT ON!!!
New Jersey Gas Mask by gretalMK2 July 11, 2010
Thou Needn’t Wear a Mask
When a head of state is against the use of masks in public in response to widespread violent protests in their land, so that the police could identify and arrest the rioters; or in case any public mask hoarding could deprive hospitals of them—either situation contradicts public health measures in a pandemic.
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New Jersey Gas Mask
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I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half
New Jersey Gas Mask by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey May 27, 2023
New Jersey Sleep Mask
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New Jersey Sleep Mask by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
new england gas mask
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