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Masking

Masking is a term invented by hair-dyed teenage girls and other mental health hypochondriacs as a trendy way of referring to the phenomena in which someone pays attention to how they're coming across and adjusts their presentation and behavior based on the circumstances around them.
it is often used in the context of health class as a method of sounding smarter than the health teacher.
phycologists often refer to this as self-monitoring.
"I can't take it anymore! I've been masking myself all day. I need to express my true authentic self!"
"Ashel we're at a funeral knock it off! show some sympathy."
"But its bad for my mental health!"
by Dr.Disapointed August 30, 2023
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Mask-Ne

Look at my face, I have Mask-Ne
by PaulaZoo November 16, 2020
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mask exemption

An excuse used by people who don't care about stopping the spread of coronavirus. People using this have no consideration for the health of anyone else.
Person A: Where's your mask?
Person B: I have a mask exemption, I'm magically immune to COVID.
by ES44AC November 18, 2020
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Mask

If life wasn't worth losing, some of us would see why wearing a mask is so fuckin important to everyone else, but it is worth losing.
The guy put everybody at risk by not wearing a mask, including himself, because really life was worth losing. Really, he knew everybody was already as diseased and toxic as he was. Really he knew that everyone alive was the problem with the world.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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Mask

If life wasn't worth losing, some of us would see why wearing a mask is so fuckin important to everyone else, but it is worth losing.
The guy put everybody at risk by not wearing a mask, including himself, because really life was worth losing. Really, he knew everybody was already as diseased and toxic as he was. Really he knew that everyone alive was the problem with the world. He also knew that everyone else deserved to suffer as much as he did, with no exceptions, since there was no such thing as angels.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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Mask law

A law made by people, by humans just like every other human that wears a mask. A new way to try and lock someone up, just like trespassing laws are an older way of trying to lock someone up. It's not a good way for a business to do business, though it is a good way for a business to keep a few people from doing business there. That is, if it is just business, and it's not personal. If it is still just for a business to keep their Bill's paid, and nothing else.
The mask law was a new way to try and run a few people off, besides that masks reduced virus transmissions by, in the medical professionals and scientists own words, single digit percentages. There was essentially no good reason to lock somebody up for not having a mask on.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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mask sneeze

when you have a corona mask on and you sneeze and snot goes everywhere
in the middle of the business meeting i had a terrible mask sneeze, that shit went in my mouth
by BIGNIGGABOB33 December 4, 2020
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