matt bencivango

matt bencivango is a big large man who sounds like a dying chicken. everytime he walks a child in africa dies . he has herpees aids and is hitlers son . he is pale like paper and has huge volcano acne . Don’t push his buttons though he is known for his anger management problems

Did you just mass murder the jews?
sorry i thought i was matt bencivango

by tristan villifuerete February 23, 2021

matt meola

Dolphin that is land based

man that guys a matt meola

by Billy Masila October 17, 2008

Matt Cornett

All American boy!
Plays ej from hsmtmts

Won world record of sorrys

Amuricaaa fuck yeah!

Matt Cornett is better than j slur

by The wife of Tim federle June 3, 2020

Dirty Matt

To deliberately force a star picket fence post up your rectum

"Hey Karl, what's that farmer doing?"

"He is doing a dirty Matt"

by PeninsulaPuppet November 28, 2020

Matt Damon

describes a person with anywhere from two to sixty extra teeth.

Joe: "Damn, I didn't know these fish have teeth."

Jill: "Yeah, they're Matt Damon fish."

by Matt Damon's Mom October 7, 2008

matt p

sploof
and a kid with autism

have u met the matt p kid hes autitstic

by hereee June 7, 2017

A Matt Turner

A Matt Turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.

C'mon guys! Let's go catch A Matt Turner

Aright, just let me get my gorgon serpent.

by WOWN3RD4LYFF August 3, 2011