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Reddit kid by Thatonekid in thecorner January 12, 2021
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Star Wars Kid
An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.
Star Wars Kid by Newbia April 26, 2004
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Vampire kid
A douche bad kid who thinks its fun to dress in black. They are straight-A preppy retards who think its cool to vaguely dress like a goth kid. They can be seen meeting in the woods listening to hannah montana under the full moon drinking a red liquid (not blood) in a chalice of some sort. They try to be dark but usually end up making goth kids look bad.
Goth: Hey is that kid trying to be goth?!?
Other goth: No hes "Vamp"
Goth: ...douche.
Vampire kid: Hey light up guys were just as dark as you maybe even DARKER.
Goth kid: Do you even smoke??
Vamp kid: No of course not smoking is bad for you!!!
Goth kid: *slams head on table*
Other goth: No hes "Vamp"
Goth: ...douche.
Vampire kid: Hey light up guys were just as dark as you maybe even DARKER.
Goth kid: Do you even smoke??
Vamp kid: No of course not smoking is bad for you!!!
Goth kid: *slams head on table*
Vampire kid by Pan!c December 23, 2008
pop punk kid
obsesses over pop punk bands such as the story so far, neck deep, blink 182 etc. obsessed with the 90s which is shown by how they dress (eg. ripped jeans and snapbacks). Likes tumblr, pizza maybe skating or just people who skate, drinks a lot of Arizona or peace tea.
person: did you see that pop punk kid yesterday? he says that you cant be hardcore until you have peperoni on your pizza
pop punk kid by pop punk kids March 31, 2015
School Kid
Those obnoxious little brats who you want to punch in the fucking teeth just for being in the same region as you.
They ask questions they already know the answer to in a slow, nauseating tone just to see if you'll snap. and when you do, they'll run away giggling with all their little queer associates.
They are known to use the worst, most unoriginal come backs that will bring your blood to a boil and you'll want to drop kick their mouthy asses. "I know you are but what am I?"
You can usually find a school kid mocking/copying you, as it is one of their favorite pastimes.
They think they're REALLY cool when they get facebook and start wall-to-walling with their friends saying shit like "LMFAO, that was so funny! XD :P" and "omg! lutz go 2 the moviez l8r." ...shut the fuck up
They also like to tell really dumb, pointless stories. You know what I'm talking about.
If you see a school kid, you are likely to be kind and patient at first.. but be warned, this will change after a few short minutes of conversing with them. their constant annoyances will beat down even the toughest of the tough and you will want to get as far away as possible. if you are unable to escape them, you will have to endure the pain for the time being. good luck.
They ask questions they already know the answer to in a slow, nauseating tone just to see if you'll snap. and when you do, they'll run away giggling with all their little queer associates.
They are known to use the worst, most unoriginal come backs that will bring your blood to a boil and you'll want to drop kick their mouthy asses. "I know you are but what am I?"
You can usually find a school kid mocking/copying you, as it is one of their favorite pastimes.
They think they're REALLY cool when they get facebook and start wall-to-walling with their friends saying shit like "LMFAO, that was so funny! XD :P" and "omg! lutz go 2 the moviez l8r." ...shut the fuck up
They also like to tell really dumb, pointless stories. You know what I'm talking about.
If you see a school kid, you are likely to be kind and patient at first.. but be warned, this will change after a few short minutes of conversing with them. their constant annoyances will beat down even the toughest of the tough and you will want to get as far away as possible. if you are unable to escape them, you will have to endure the pain for the time being. good luck.
School Kid: Why is your shirt red?
You: I donno.. i bought it that way i guess.
School Kid: Oh. whyyyy did you buy the red one?
You: ..I wanted to.
School Kid: whyyyyy did you want to?
You: I. Like. Red.
School Kid: whyyyy do you like red?
You: FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PRICK!!
School Kid: I know you are but what am I? (usually done with devil's smirk)
You: my fuck you're such a school kid!
You: I donno.. i bought it that way i guess.
School Kid: Oh. whyyyy did you buy the red one?
You: ..I wanted to.
School Kid: whyyyyy did you want to?
You: I. Like. Red.
School Kid: whyyyy do you like red?
You: FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PRICK!!
School Kid: I know you are but what am I? (usually done with devil's smirk)
You: my fuck you're such a school kid!
School Kid by Bumsrus October 4, 2011
sticky kid
Sticky kids usually live a more upper middle class life style with many toys relating to current kid friendly video games and are extremely spoiled. Their mom makes them Tyson chicken nuggets and wavy french fries often and they live in one of those mid 2000s built suburban neighborhoods. The name derives from the "sticky" look they seem to have, especially during the summer.
"I went to Walmart for some cheap food and saw a sticky kid screaming at his mom to buy him a $10 Minecraft shirt."
sticky kid by roth1038 November 30, 2016
ISNA Kid
ISNA kids—a sect of extremely social indo-pak Muslims that usually use their perceived interest in Islam as a means to get married/laid. The term ISNA kid is coined from the Islamic Society of North America (ISNA), which is an organization that among many things hosts conventions where many of these people gather to socialize.
They like being active in the masjid whilst also having interests in clubbing, partying, and gossiping to compensate for their vanilla, cookie-cutter upbringings. Most of the time, they’re usually just teases and confused about who they really are outside of the community since that’s all they’ve ever known.
Due to their moral indecisiveness, borderline hypocritical behavior, and lack of individualism, another popular term for an ISNA kid is a “flimsy.”
They like being active in the masjid whilst also having interests in clubbing, partying, and gossiping to compensate for their vanilla, cookie-cutter upbringings. Most of the time, they’re usually just teases and confused about who they really are outside of the community since that’s all they’ve ever known.
Due to their moral indecisiveness, borderline hypocritical behavior, and lack of individualism, another popular term for an ISNA kid is a “flimsy.”
“Who was that kid that just adjusted me while I was in the middle of prayer?”
“Oh, that was just an ISNA kid.”
“Yo, why is that guy acting so different in front of the girl?”
“Oh no bro, that’s just an ISNA kid peacocking ritual.”
“Dude, why are they all hating on her for having a boyfriend when they all do? They don’t even know her.”
“They're just ISNA kids. If you’re Muslim, they know you.”
“Oh, that was just an ISNA kid.”
“Yo, why is that guy acting so different in front of the girl?”
“Oh no bro, that’s just an ISNA kid peacocking ritual.”
“Dude, why are they all hating on her for having a boyfriend when they all do? They don’t even know her.”
“They're just ISNA kids. If you’re Muslim, they know you.”
ISNA Kid by Mr. Realness April 28, 2020