Jokehold

Johk-Hohld
Noun
The act of forcing bad jokes, usually puns or dad jokes, on people against their expressed wishes. Often comes from those who lack the ability to read the room.

Guy 1: "Dude, Bradley had me in a jokehold the entire time we were on break!"
Guy 2: "Was it really that bad?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, he wouldn't quit telling me Yo Momma Jokes."
Guy 2: "Did you tell him you mom passed away?"
Guy 1: "I shouldn't have to, he was one of her pallbearers."

by ClickMyLit May 30, 2023

Home Joke

A laid back way of saying "inside joke"

"Dude what are you laughing at?"

"It's a home joke you wouldn't understand"

by zonedancingunicorn September 5, 2013

spoke joke

A funny sounding expression based on mixing two different languages together, compared to crazy results that digital translation services usually give.

This is international "spoke joke" (google translator). Yes, you're right!

by ClownsHead05 June 30, 2014

Tino Joke

A joke told with the intention of being funny, but inenvertadly confuses the audience due its extreme lameness. A Tino Joke is also known as a "flo-joke". Usually the person telling the joke finds the joke extremely funny even if its not.

example 1: "Are you from Jamaica? coz you Ja-Makin me crazy"
example 2: "Yesterday this guy told me a Tino Joke, i ended up loosing 15 minutes of my life due to the confusing state it left me in."

by ShadoWriter December 14, 2015

The joker

A very attractive psycopath appearing in the movie "The Dark Knight". Also a less hot psycho appearing in many other movies.

Boyfriend: Who should I be for Halloween?
Girlfriend: Be Heath Ledger's Joker.
Boyfriend: Why should I be the joker?
Girlfriend: Because he's super hot.

by psithurism July 26, 2016

Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.

"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."

by lehcarachel April 8, 2017

Chode Joke

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.

That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.

by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017