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Noun
Like the game it's based on, this is when your significant other is mad, but doesn't want to explain why. Instead of using words, they literally draw their grievances out for you to guess.
It took several dry erase markers for Ronnie to guess why his wife was mad at him. He finally won Bitchionary when she drew up divorce papers.
by ClickMyLit May 31, 2023
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Noun
The act of forcing bad jokes, usually puns or dad jokes, on people against their expressed wishes. Often comes from those who lack the ability to read the room.
Guy 1: "Dude, Bradley had me in a jokehold the entire time we were on break!"
Guy 2: "Was it really that bad?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, he wouldn't quit telling me Yo Momma Jokes."
Guy 2: "Did you tell him you mom passed away?"
Guy 1: "I shouldn't have to, he was one of her pallbearers."
by ClickMyLit May 31, 2023
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