January 12

January 12 a day to eat as much cake as u want. A day to make out with ur crush and slap her booty.

January 12 is my favourite!!!!!

by Soren Sigurdson October 20, 2020

January 28

January 28th is hogwarts day so dress in your house colour or wear your hogwarts robes and say your favourite spells

‘Hey dude it’s January 28th what house are you in!’

by Harry potter freak!!!! November 15, 2020

January 14

Give girls named Olivia a slap in the face.... another one if their last name starts with p...

"Its January 14th, go slap an Olivia"

"Okay"

by its e bitches November 15, 2020

January 17

17 days after the new year. Whoever is born on this day is very sarcastic and humorous person. They also give extremely good advice and if you have a friend born in this date, keep them!

People born in January 17th are Capricorn’s and they are known to be sarcastic but have really big hearts.

by jeon rose December 15, 2020

January 9th

National give a girl your hoodie

January 9th is a day where you should send this to someone you want a hoodie from or want to give a hoodie to.... THEY CANT SAY NO!!

by anonymous January 6, 2021

January 14

Tell ONE girl she’s pretty

January 14
Boy; sup ugly ass bitch I just wanna say that your pretty

Girl; thx I already know that

by Lifew.Kaylin January 14, 2021

January 16

Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D

Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!

Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!

by The coldest person alive 🥶🥶 August 2, 2021