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Jackson Fish

1. to hit on a nice girl when you know you will get denied but they don't know how to tell without hurting your feelings.

2.to hit on a girl when you have an acne problem that covers 75% of your face

3.to be someones defall unit

4. a guy you would date if he didn't have a acne problem
1. bob: I Jackson Fished every girl at the party
Jim: way to be a dickhead

2. sam:I just realized i was Jackson Fishing
bob: dickhead

3. Jim: i really like Kim but I feel like I'm her defall unit
bob: dude.

4. Kim: i like Jim but he has a lot of pimples on his face
by theguyj February 21, 2010
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Jackson Tax

a penalty by which not knowing something leads you on path to something entirely wrong
should you want to look up how to say something in french, but accidentally search the word 'fresh' and end up spending your time studying the various ways fresh is used, the time spend could be considered a Jackson Tax
by KC+sunshine January 21, 2011
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micheal jackson

put on a wig a sleep with kids and then ur mcheal jackson
im micheal jackson and i like to touch kids in their sleep
by not all blacks have ebola October 8, 2019
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Michale Jackson

I LOUE HIM SO MUCH I AM HIS Much i am BIG FAN I LIKE HIM I AM HIS BIG Fan he is my favojrite man in the world he the star
i like him so much on my heart i like him

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i loue him
by MS HOPE ALLISON CIOTA June 10, 2006
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Stonewall Jackson

to be so uncomfortable, your buttcheeks clench together so tight, that not even a crowbar can loosen them.
When Tina started to talk about her blue waffle, i pulled a stonewall jackson
by Dr. Dental May 18, 2010
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nasty jackson

Name for a woman who has too many children too young or by too many men.

Derrived from Shar Jackson's character, "Niecy Jackson" from "Moesha" (1996).

Shar has two children with her ex-boyfriend Kevin Federline, a daughter (b. 31 July 2002) and a son,(b. July 20, 2004).

She has 2 older children: born September 1995 and January 1991.

Her two youngest children, Kori and Kaleb now have Britney Spears as a step-mother when their father, Kevin Federline married Spears in September 2004.
"Watch out, she's going to pull a Nasty Jackson on your ass. . . have you taking care of other men's babies. . . ."
by Dirty McPhee February 1, 2007
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Jackson Hole

When a man has sex with another man's nostril. Requires lots of lube and will be painful for both.
Yo I Jackson Holed this guy I met in the club last night. Washing the blood and snot off my cock wasn't fun.
by Le Music Mage December 18, 2009
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