wyatt woods

Greatest athletes to ever live. They’re good at everything, give them a sport and they’ll go pro in it.

“How is he good at everything?”
“That’s Wyatt Woods, that’s how”

by zzeeexx November 24, 2021

Wood pussy

A man who lives in a shed that loves the cock.

I went to freeville to fuck a wood pussy and he locked me in his shed .

by The lábinator May 24, 2023

knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Patrick Woods

Amelia Goggins Boyfriend

Patrick woods amelia higgins forever

by Amelia Goggin February 2, 2023

alfred wood

abeg man a gay gay bred

alfred wood is omnisexual

by meowewoew December 6, 2022

Pushin wood

When you’re taking it in the ass and you push the dick out like a log

“He was too big so I had to start pushin wood”

“ I was in the middle of getting pegged when I heard someone knock on the door so I had to push wood”

by crackawoodpusha January 1, 2023

manufactured wood

The cheap materials you see in furniture from walmart. Aka plywood, particle board, cardboard, if you paid $800 for a kitchen pantry which came packed in a box from wayfair, you paid far too much.

Handyman: "Ma'am I'm sorry your furniture fell apart as I was assembling it but what do you expect? It's not made of solid wood, it's manufactured wood."

by Lonesentry November 7, 2018