idiot'dick

A situation when ones pockets have an object within that creates the illusion of having a massive erection. To be fully within the criteria of "idiot'dick". said "idiot'dick must be completely unawares of the massive illusionary erection in question... thus creating an idiot'dick.... watch out for pocketcocks!

when speaking to your cousin and and your lady friend interrupts and says "why do you have an erection!" in shock. embarrassment and laughter occur immediately. such an idiot'dick

idiot'dick by dick idiot December 5, 2014

idiot mark 

The name that is often given to a tattoo that an inked individual later regrets in life. An idiot mark is also something one does that leaves a permanent mark, scar, or disfigurement such as caused by setting themselves on fire with a flame thrower, or doing the eraser challenge.

(My grandfather speaking) You know what this is pointing to arm ? This is my idiot mark. I got it while I was in the Navy and I've regretted it ever since.

( Parent to child ) I've warned you about the eraser challenge, and now you'll have a permanent idiot mark for the rest of your life.

idiot mark by Daniel H. B. February 7, 2018

idiot mark 

When the rifle scope hits your nose or eye and leaves the idiot mark FOREVER

when you're first learning to use a gun, so you hold it wrong and break your own nose from holding it wrong. the idiot mark is the dent in your face from the gun hitting it

idiot mark by slingshotmeow May 19, 2018

idiot pilot

A buncha kids from Washington who happened to get really lucky. Their music is alright.

Man, Idiot Pilot got lucky...

idiot pilot by James Brooks July 1, 2005

idiot ass 

Anything of or pertaining to Lauren Fabozzi

Dude....did u see idiot ass get naked?

idiot ass by Chris Peters January 12, 2005

Idiot Tax 

A self-imposed tax that frequently occurs following the consumption of copious amount of alcohol. Typically levied by way of penalties, fines, additional costs for replacement travel and the like.

I hear you missed your flight because you were piss drunk.

Yeah. The Idiot Tax on that one was pretty high. The replacement flight home cost me 3 times as much as the original one !

Idiot Tax by Barr Man June 5, 2009

idiot-jerk-face 

fag, jerk,bitch, dum ass

He's such and idiot jerk face...

idiot-jerk-face by Soadina September 29, 2003