When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.
by Perii October 14, 2022
Get the Battle Hornymug. When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.
by Halfpint939 March 30, 2022
Get the Book Hornymug. by T-Dog and P-Daddy March 4, 2011
Get the Horny Wastedmug. Is what you will be after you've read this.
Olivia was at the mall when she saw Tyler, her boyfriend. He was looking very hot witch made Olivia horny...she decided to go and sneak up behind him and say: "Tyler, I'm hella horny." This was all she needed too say for him too start too get hard. "Let's go then" he said grabbing her hand and walking out of the mall with her. As they drove to her house, she gave him an excellent hand job. When they got there, they ran into the house and started to strip. "Wait, before we go in my room, there's something I wanna tell you," she said looking concerned. "What is it?" Tyler said sounding worried "the thing is, well...I GOT A POLE OFF AMAZON!" she said throwing the door open to revel a 12ft pole in the middle of the room. Tyler's face lit up with the thought of his girlfriend naked on a pole just for him. "Come on...I'm going to the pole nowww" she said as she removeed her bra and thong, Tyler, who was now on his way to her bed remembered not to take his eyes off her for one second. Olivia was on her brand new pole dancing with a lot of ass and tit jiggles went up, down, and all around the pole then made her way to Tyler who's dick was already hard and erect. "What's this?"
Olivia was at the mall when she saw Tyler, her boyfriend. He was looking very hot witch made Olivia horny...she decided to go and sneak up behind him and say: "Tyler, I'm hella horny." This was all she needed too say for him too start too get hard. "Let's go then" he said grabbing her hand and walking out of the mall with her. As they drove to her house, she gave him an excellent hand job. When they got there, they ran into the house and started to strip. "Wait, before we go in my room, there's something I wanna tell you," she said looking concerned. "What is it?" Tyler said sounding worried "the thing is, well...I GOT A POLE OFF AMAZON!" she said throwing the door open to revel a 12ft pole in the middle of the room. Tyler's face lit up with the thought of his girlfriend naked on a pole just for him. "Come on...I'm going to the pole nowww" she said as she removeed her bra and thong, Tyler, who was now on his way to her bed remembered not to take his eyes off her for one second. Olivia was on her brand new pole dancing with a lot of ass and tit jiggles went up, down, and all around the pole then made her way to Tyler who's dick was already hard and erect. "What's this?"
Come back for part 2
Person 1" Hey, check out that girl over there. I bet she's got a high body count"
Person 2"The fu- your horny"
Person 1"Yup!"
Person 2 "horny fuck"
Person 1" Hey, check out that girl over there. I bet she's got a high body count"
Person 2"The fu- your horny"
Person 1"Yup!"
Person 2 "horny fuck"
by I'm horny all the time July 15, 2022
Get the Horny fuckmug. Horny Fish is a group (club) of people that can go over and lick something without any trouble. also if they sit in a chair they might just touch there leg and think that it is someone else touching it.
by The Pro Horny Fish April 24, 2005
Get the Horny Fishmug. the act of finding a large lesbian, taking her home, and proceeding to have sex with her. you then defacate into her mouth, WITH PERMISSION as she strains the grease from her hair. take the grease and stick it into your erect penis and as you ejaculate, yell HORNY CUMBUBBLE! with the voice of a nascar commentator.
by bob the ball holder June 8, 2011
Get the horny cumbubblemug. A driver that honks at an attractive person to indicate their appreciation to them. It is often seen as rude and obnoxious.
by nunChaKu June 5, 2007
Get the Horny drivermug.