Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
by Joe's Hoes June 03, 2014
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squad hoe

a female that everyone in your crew or gang fucked.
" damn shortie got that ass. everyone got to hit that and make her squad hoe>
by babybanks August 27, 2003
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hoe charge

The act of charging someone for a service, product, or admission that should have been free or a significantly cheaper price.
Chris invited me along to keep him company on a road trip to pick up his new car. When he stopped at the gas station he tried to hoe charge me for gas money.

I can't believe that club was hoe charging people 50 bucks to get in.
by Tim L.. September 25, 2006
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male hoe

1) Talks to a numerous amounts of women
2) Has sex with a numerous amounts of women
3) Believes hes a player yet got everyone fucked up
Ex) That male hoe not mine if he talking to Keisha, Megan and Theresa that's there man now. Stacey cant talk to male hoes that doesn't even mix
by $mullah June 06, 2014
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shag hoe

“ugh devon really is being a shag hoe today”
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Glory Hoe

1. The designated bar hoe.

?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"

?? - "No."

?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."

2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.

"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."

3. George Washington's gardening hoe.

"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."
lol examples nigga Glory Hoe

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Stealth Hoe

When your partner comes off like the nicest person in the world, but really hoes around behind your back. The moment you catch them doing anything in a hoe manner, they try to pull it off like nothing ever happened even when you and her both know the truth.
Wow would you take a look at her! She's the nicest person in the world! No she isn't... watch her closely she's a stealth hoe!
by thegodofgods December 07, 2010
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