Glass splash

The action of running straight into a glass door that you were sure was open right before you hit it.

Me: Get back here! I'm gonna kick your a..WHACK!!!
Friend: hah, Glass splash! Epic fail.

by XCchamp June 17, 2009

Glasgow Kosher

Slaughtering animals after kosher/halal procedures by headbutting them.

Oy, Brian, it's the only kosher was to get a steak these days. Just smash yer skull against it. That's a Glasgow Kosher for yer.

by disguys June 30, 2011

glassable

A term used when something is easily breakable and possibly made of glass; used by little people under the age of 8

Oh no, that bloodied sacrificial knife is glassable. I better watch my step!

by The City of London January 17, 2016

Glass Cock

A glass pipe used for smoking crack cocaine.

Come on now Audrey, hit that glass cock!

by D34thcru5h June 8, 2016

Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.

Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

Buttplug Looking Glass Bottle Return Salad Shooter Hamster Cage Easy Bake Oven Gerbil Trail

by Eskorpija May 20, 2016

Glass waffle

The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.

Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.

by Pweefweeherman August 1, 2016

glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 21, 2017