Grass

Something you should touch.

Person 1: I need to get off the internet and touch grass.
Person 2: what's grass?

by Rei_The_Fox April 9, 2023

Grass

Literally the thing that grows on mud.
why the fuck did you search this?

Shitass: 'what's this green stuff on the ground

Bob: 'its grass, shitass.'

by BigAlTheUnit November 28, 2020

grass

oh shit I don’t want to touch it! What a disgusting and vile thing!

Person 1: I want to touch grass
Person 2: dies

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 16, 2025

Grass

A source of life that lives everywhere on earth and also the deadliest weapon against "discord moderators" or any games, only high level chads can touch grass.

Op1 : Go touch grass
Genshin Impact Player : *dies from no social life*

by Holografik November 21, 2021

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

fuck off my grass

Something only Dylan uses that makes no sense whatsoever.

Please never use fuck off my grass because it makes no fucking sense

by Bruhhhhhhhh$$25 June 6, 2016

Grass

Something Valorant players can’t touch

Valorant Player: I wonder what grass feels like?

CSGO player: *deadlifts 2, 50lb dumbbells 100 times*

by Accidental Arsonist October 21, 2021