by Chief ST.G October 23, 2008

by Klu klux king August 31, 2022

Ted: you know, he sure is a silly goofy goose...
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose
by Shhhhhh :) March 22, 2022

The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).
They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.
by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018

If you are on a live selling platform, then ask the seller about an item you are interested in, and the seller shows you the item you asked about but you don't respond, the seller will say," Talk to me Goose". Because it's your turn, and you are it. Like the game duck, duck, Goose. Once tagged, you are it!
by Luv2Vape April 25, 2023

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.
What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?
What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?
by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils
Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam
by KingJonk February 4, 2020
