silly goofy goose

when you are just so gosh darn silly and goofy that you can be compared to that of a goose.

Ted: you know, he sure is a silly goofy goose...
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose

by Shhhhhh :) March 22, 2022

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noose your goose

Shut your mouth

“Oi do one mate”

“Noose your goose bruv, this is my fucking house”

by Dented May 22, 2021

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Goose Neck Slam

When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils

Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam

by KingJonk February 4, 2020

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Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

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Talk to me Goose

"Talk to me, Goose" means it is your turn to speak, talk or respond.

If you are on a live selling platform, then ask the seller about an item you are interested in, and the seller shows you the item you asked about but you don't respond, the seller will say," Talk to me Goose". Because it's your turn, and you are it. Like the game duck, duck, Goose. Once tagged, you are it!

by Luv2Vape April 25, 2023

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