uber goober

a man known for having a long, girthy penis

yeah, she is coming over again tonight. she knows whos got the uber goober!

by sickko August 2, 2007

Goober

A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.

A male ballerina's goober was clearly visible beneath his tight dancing trousers.

by Azureblue May 12, 2014

goner

When a girl is turned on, a girl boner.

Girl one: He is hot!
Girl two: Oh yea, goner!

by la de, de da June 3, 2007

gooner

someone who is chronically goon

Hey gooner, we're over here. And relax with the doritos

by broooo May 25, 2012

Goober face

One who acts and looks like a goofy goober.
(spongebob characters)

Anthony you look like a goober face
So like ha!

You are!

by Gemblina April 21, 2008

Goober

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".

2.) Australian slang for semen.

"That guy in Human Resources is a complete goober!"

"The coach is a total goober!"

by Charlie43 August 5, 2008

goner

UK: Somebody who is going to or has died, also used in an ireverent way to defuse a situation through humor.

1) Parachutist's reserve chute fails, 'he's a goner for sure'.

2) Submarine sinks below a depth where rescue is possible.
'The whole crew are goners poor bastards'.

3) Harry did not get home till 5am, he'll be a goner when his wife gets hold of him.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004