Gooberphobia

Fear of people who act like Goobers.

1: Damn, dude. You’re such a Goober.
2: I know.-
3: AAA-
2: What’s their problem?
1: Oh, they have Gooberphobia. Fear of Goobers.
2: That’s stupid as fuck.

by L_Blossom5 June 1, 2024

Gooberific

Mix between Goober and terrific. Used when someone has been such a goober that they get classified as Gooberific.

"They called me Gooberific when I kept telling terrible jokes to everybody."

by Goobermaxxing June 3, 2024

Gooberville

A planet in goobergalaxy, inhabited by goobervillians.

“Hey, did you know that Gooberville is under supervision of Moose In The Fog?”

by inyauma June 9, 2024

Goober

A silly person - A Goofy Person

haha,you silly goober

by dabbirabbid June 18, 2024

goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.

"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"

by the simplest dook June 27, 2024

Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦

Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass

by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024

Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024