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snake of the garden

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)
"Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!"
by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008
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bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss
"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"
by tim gadd April 25, 2005
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garden hoe

1. a girl that keeps her garden real nice and makes her seem like a nice girl but wen u walk in the house she acts like a hoe

2. a girl who dont shave her pussy but it aint as bad as a jungle its just a garden

3. smells like flowers or leaves wen ur doing her
'' dang girl u smell like a garden, u my garden hoe''
by hammy123 June 24, 2008
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Olive Garden Breadsticking

When a girl eats large amounts of salad, vomits it onto her partners penis, and then is penetrated by said penis.
brian- "dude me and michelle tried olive garden breadsticking last night"

joe- "really? cuz thats kind of disgusting"
by franklin s March 11, 2008
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constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.
Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.
by The Destroyers April 3, 2008
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garden tool

A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.
Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.

Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004
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Gardener

A person who deflowers others. Typically a slut or a man whore. A person who has taken the virginity of multiple people.
"Did you hear about Hanna last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"She banged another virgin."
"Oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!"
by BrutontheCruton July 29, 2014
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