Girlfrienemy

Your girlfriend's friends that constantly talk shit about you and desire nothing more than to a.) Get your girlfriend to break up with you or b.) Fuck around behind your back.

Most often, the Girlfrienemy is grossly overweight and chronically single. Dragging your girlfriend into her misery is her only source of joy.

John knew he had a new Girlfrienemy when his girlfriend started hanging out with the fat chick from work and arguments inevitably took place the day after about how shitty a boyfriend he had become.

by DuffyMcBluff December 12, 2011

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guyfriend

When you like a guy, and he likes you and you both want to date but your parents say you're too young you don't call them your boyfriend you say guyfriend because your parents won't let you go further..

Amanda: who's Brian?

Everleigh: my guyfriend.

Amanda: You mean, boyfriend?

Everleigh: no. Our parents won't let us date so we dont call each other boyfriend/girlfriend

by thathamiltrashbasicwhitegurl April 29, 2019

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girlfriend

Piece of ass that will not leave.

"That bitch has been here for three days! WTF is she your girlfriend or something?"

by gentleJuggernaut December 24, 2009

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Career Girlfriend

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.

"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day....Hey, do you have a big apartment?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two

by Yngwie J. Malmsteen November 3, 2005

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