Greasy Pablo 

The act of rubbing your unwiped anus (typically following a bowel movement) on a doorknob, thereby leaving a slimy, shitty doorknob for the next unlucky soul who touches it.

This could also possibly be performed with a bad case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.

Additionally, it could be the icing on the cake following a good Upper Decker.

My boss totally pissed me off at work yesterday so I stayed late and left him a Greasy Pablo.

Greasy Pablo by Mortachi September 9, 2006

Getting his Weasel Greased 

Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet

Where's the Skip?

I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased

Getting his Weasel Greased by Miguele March 28, 2017

Greasy Blair  

an idiotic person's hair.
oily, dirty, stinky hair.

"Eww look at that hobbo's Greasy Blair damn thats discusting!"

Greasy Blair by Jeffhansd January 20, 2009

greasy sausage 

A person who takes Gods and brainwashes them from Gucci to Goodwill

"Steve! Stop being a Greasy Sausage! Jeez!"

greasy sausage by Nylhcir Horan June 26, 2015

greatest thing since sliced bread 

Basically the greatest thing of all time.

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

greatest thing since sliced bread by Ifyoudontknownowyaknow May 13, 2016

Greasy Mechanic 

A Mexican that fixes automobiles.

Get a greasy mechanic to fix your car.

Greasy Mechanic by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal March 26, 2017

Greasy teabag 

1.(n)An improvised weapon that consists of a number of lug nuts placed in a sock and used to beat someone with.

a slock type of weapon but instead of a lock lug nuts are used.

You know George, the fat kid he picked his face so bad it looks like he was eating greasy teabags.

Greasy teabag by DEADMEAT November 3, 2018