Flying crocodile

A ruthless aerial killing machine. see also: flyinng shark

Flying shark vs. flying crocodile, they will battle in a battle where there can be no winners! Who will win!?

by Andrew Angelslaush May 1, 2004

Flying J

Something one does to make money at truckstops.

"I gave that guy a Flying J for 5 nickels and a kool-aid packet."

by Peebers August 20, 2006

Flying V

When a group of 5 or more males jerk each other off, in an homage to the Mighty Ducks 'V' formation. This act is often accompanied by repeated quacking during each down stroke. Often done while ice skating up and down the hockey rink.

We were going to do a circle jerk after the hockey game, but me and my four teammates decided to do a Flying V instead.

"QUACK"

by Scrubasaurus Rex Grossman January 24, 2009

Flying Spaghetti Monster

An attempt by atheists to mock anyone that disagrees with them. The basic concept is a response to the logical statement: "it is impossible to prove the non-existence of a deity or deities." Essentially, supporters of the FSM concept state that it's also impossible to prove the non-existence of something completely arbitrary and ridiculous, such as a flying spaghetti monster, and thus there's no reason to believe in the FSM just for that reason alone.

Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.

Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.

The flying spaghetti monster concept is just one of very many examples of the hateful mockery that some (but certainly not all) atheists direct at religious people, which has become rampant in our society in recent decades. This frightening level of contempt, intolerance, and hatred is eerily similar to the attitudes in Germany towards Jews in the decades leading up to the Holocaust. Of course, your average German citizen would never have believed you if you told them what was eventually going to happen.

by klopek007 January 27, 2010

Flying Fuck

Dismissive admonition to leave or simply a negative response to a request. Most usually stated in no uncertain terms. Military slang especially US Navy from the 50s

“Duke, could you lend me a hand?” Duke, “Go take a flying fuck on a rolling donut.”

by Tony Duhamel July 21, 2008

flying fiddlers fuck

an add on to i dont give a fuck

i dont give a flying fiddlers fuck if its bad week i want sex

by duff_paddy_69 May 30, 2009

flying V

1.) A V-shaped guitar.
2.) A tactic used on the ice in the Mighty Ducks movies, in which the players would for a "V" shape with one person in front and pairs of players following from behind (as seen below).
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"Dude, did you see those dudes do the Flying V in the Mighty Ducks?"

by Dude2 July 25, 2008