Floor

cool , hip, in-fashion, current style, good

man tony's new kicks are floor.

by Jon Simard September 15, 2005

tore up from the floor up

Being jacked as hell, somebody who has ripped legs, core, chest, and arms.

Wow, he must have been hitting them gym because he's tore up from the floor up.

by Rory Butler September 9, 2009

floor duty

when you go to a friends house and you drop something edible on the floor, you have to pick it up and eat it REGARDLESS of the 4-second rule

Floor duty that, cuz I'm not throwing it away.

by Arvin March 2, 2004

floorgasm

fl~oor·gaz·um( P )
n.

1. To reach the peak of sexual excitement on the floor, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure. While on the floor a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals will follow, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male all over the floor. Also called climax.

Example - Billy was masturbating and fell out of his bed onto the floor. He continued to masturbate and at the point of climax hit a (floorgasm).

by Kritzinger January 7, 2006

floorgasm

The act of masturbating while on the floor, and wiping the aftermath on it as well.

I just had a totally badass floorgasm in my sister's room last night, I hope she didn't get her foot stuck where I wiped it...

by doomsong123 February 5, 2007

floories

What you call the group of people you share a floor with in either a university/college residence or an apartment.

Person 1: What are you up to?
Person 2: Oh, just out for dinner with the floories
Person 1: Sounds fun

by hannahlynnxo May 11, 2010

Floor Squeakin' Mouth Breather

Phrase meaning a large woman or man that is out of breath after only a few steps. Not attractive in the least this person resembles "Jabba the Hut" with legs.

Get a load of that Floor Squeakin' mouth breather going into Old Country Buffett, you can't wash all the parts of that gal.

If that Floor squeakin' mouth breather had a red shirt on he would look like an ugly Kool-Aid. O yea!!!

by Buck Awesome August 27, 2009