floobitzirbit

A very selfish kind of guy, who never looks out for anyone’s needs but his own. Especially in Fortnite

Dang, floobitzirbit stole my loot once again.

by Casey knoy January 20, 2024

Floobario

Someone who gargles on their own semen and spits it on children daily

Bob is such a floobario

by Rice Crunchy December 20, 2023

Floof

Floof is anything extra that is unneccessary, albiet aesthetically pleasing. Kind of like all the double consonants in 'unneccessary'.

I floofed my purse by adding rhinestones.

by Jilln@ire December 26, 2023

floobydust

Miscellany; flotsam and jetsam. Reportedly, the term originated at National Semiconductor Corporation in the 1970s (about the time that Silicon Valley was first called that).

I thought the key to the shed was in the top kitchen drawer, but there was just the usual floobydust.

by FitofPeak2 December 5, 2024

floobernah

A work you say when you disagree with a scientific statement

That theory is quite floobernah

by I have redhair July 16, 2024

Floof-brained

“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.

It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?

"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"

by @420Bunny July 27, 2024

floob

A feline that is fluffy/chubby.

Thats a cute floob

by handle123lincoln May 13, 2024