Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Float Status

When you can look in a woman’s eyes while you’re having sex and see she’s about to cum but continue stroking without breaking or cumming yourself

Last night, I was having sex with my girl and was in straight float status while she came over and over

by TeflonDon313 February 16, 2026

Floraxdih

A common word in everyday life, this word can be used when someone or something wants to fuck the loraxs dick so hard they don't know hot express it, this can also mean that a florax has grown its dih, which means that they can have sex with other florax's in the area

"oh i really want Floraxdih right now"

by heyitsmepatrylostwave March 22, 2026

Floaf

Fluffy loaf; as used with a fluffy cat when they loaf

Aww, my cat is a floaf

by anonymous March 6, 2025

Floaf

Fluffy loaf; as used with a cat when they go into loaf position

Awww, my cat is a floaf now

by anonymous March 6, 2025

Flaxseed

Adj- stinky, nasty, and overall gross 🤮.

Person 1- *walks into a McDonalds bathroom*
“THATS SO FLAXSEED!!!!”

by anonymous March 29, 2025

floaker

1. A character type in China Mieville’s Embassy Town
2. A potentially original floating oak tree with telekinetic capabilities.

“ who were we? Not many, a gathering of no ones, floakers, dissident Staff, a handful of precious Ambassadors. But our numbers were growing,”
- Embassytown, Chapter 13. Del Rey Ballantine Books c China Mieville 2011

by Archem42 April 12, 2025