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Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.
“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”
by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018
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Falgering

To give disappointing and unsatisfactory sex.
If you receive a falgering it will result in pregnancy.

Commonly used with falged
Well that was falgering”

“I feel like that was falgering”

“You have now had a falgering”
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Farmers and Fishermen

Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.
Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.
by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 3, 2018
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Farmer Craig

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.
by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019
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Farmer Boy Song

A song going by the time of Barbie Girl

Lyrics:
“I’m a farmer a boy

In a farmer world
I eat cheese

And sum cabbage

You can smell my feet
Put me in your cleat
I go squish squash
In your quish quash..”
Did you hear the Farmer Boy Song yet? Its sooooo goood”
“Quishquash is life my nigga
by Spicycactusman January 4, 2019
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Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard
by Porta john February 15, 2019
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farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex
(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.
by Very_cool dude March 7, 2019
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