senses fail

A band that took elementary school stories of pirates and detectives and tried to make them into songs that are "hardcore". A band whose lead singer dances around in his little sister's pants on stage like he's either having a seizure, or giving birth to a baby as ugly as he is. We could sum up Senses Fail as a gay band trying to show they're scene kid fans that their original by writing gay songs about things our kindergarden teachers used to read to us during naptime.

My five year old sister used to like Senses Fail, but one day they beat her up and stole her pants.

by james14 December 28, 2005

Mandatory fail party

The term used for a mandatory tutoring session or something of the like that you must attend when you fail a test. Instead of saying mandatory tutoring, you say mandatory fail party to make it not sound as lame.

"Shit! I failed my psych exam. Now the professor is going to make me go to mandatory fail party."

by ChristyRoad April 16, 2009

epic fail

a fail so epic it's almost a win.

Dude 1: "Dude 2, I crashed my car through the roof of my house."

Dude 2: "o O WWWWWHHHAAAAATTTTT?????"

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Dude 1: "Epic fail, right?"

by Cartman450 January 29, 2010

Condom Fail

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy

Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...

by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011

Epic legendary fail

(1)The step between epic fail and meta fail.
(2)A fail that will almoste certenly reduce you to the mocking and ritacule of your pears.

when a waiter drops his whole serving try on a mentally handicapped person, fruit cake, meth addicts, and all things telly tubby related.

person 1: shoots himself in the foot while reloading his gun

person 2: " Epic legendary fail "

by St.jimmy1693 February 5, 2009

made of fail

Something or somebody that messed up or is so wrong that it is literally made of fail

person:1 hey that guy shouldn't sneak up behind a horse he might get kicked in the face

person:2 ouch too late

person:1 that guy's common sense is made of fail

by randomhomemovies September 13, 2009

Pushed the fail button

Doing something incredibly stupid.
Being a failure.

Nice job breaking your leg , you really pushed the fail button.

by Lord Mazer and Mikrin January 9, 2011