Windows F'ed in the A

On newer computers with Windows 2000 and XP, there is a keyboard shortcut "Windows + F". This shortcut will bring up a search window when pressed once. When held, however, multiple (into the hundreds and even thousands) of search windows will appear. The time held directly correlates with the number of search windows to appear. When held long enough, the computer may crash and may even need a restart. This is something done in many schools to screw around and pull a prank on a fellow, and later on, pissed off, classmate. It also adds an extra shock when one turns off the monitor making an unsuspecting victim.

Teachers are always stumped when they see this dilemma, and usually suggest restarting, thinking the computer just freaking out.

Uneducated users also don't know "Ctrl + W" and "Alt + F4" can be held to very quickly get rid of this problem. However, these shortcuts will not solve the problem if it is held long enough to crash.

Teacher: Why don't you come up to the board and show us this model.
Student 1: *Walks up to board*
Student 2: (Whilst student 1 is at board) *Presses and holds "Windows + F" for an extended period of time, then turns off monitor*
Student 1: *Walks back and turns on monitor, seeing the hundreds of search windows* "Son of a biiiitch, I got Windows F'ed in the A"

by Peacesack April 1, 2007

F'ed in the A

Fucked in the Ass.

In prison when i dropped my soap i got f'ed in the a by billy bob.

by Ralphus May 11, 2004

F'ed in the A

A polite way of sayng fucked in the ass

You know that book report we did? I totally got F'ed in the A by that one.

by Tom Geaslen December 28, 2005

the 4 f's or the four f's

Refers to the bases: frenching, feeling, fingering, fucking.

by commonwealth1325 October 23, 2003

F'd in the pants!

(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!

Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"

by Scott el Camino October 31, 2010

f'd in the a

1.fucked in the ass
2.the act of getting showed up, served, or screwed out of something.

1.When is the last time you were f'd in the a?
2.I was totally f'd in the a by those dirty bastards.

by Vincent May 16, 2004

B F you in the M

founded on a best of craigslist ad .... mean Brutally fuck you in the mouth

If you touch my junk i will B F you in the M

by bettie the blonde gnome May 29, 2011