external ejactulation

when you ejactulate into a womans face

after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation

by veedee June 30, 2006

External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick

Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.

by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009

Eater Fetish

Someone whos fetish is having someone watch them eat food. The watcher doesn't need to be naked, but must not be eating. Just sitting there, intently watching the other person eat.

Woman1: Dude I hate going out with Dave. He always wants me to watch him eat before I order my food.

Woman 2: Oh, I heard about that. Dave must have an eater fetish!

by TastyCakes September 20, 2012

game eater

a country hick who beats army in the shower

Whats your game eater doing right now?

by john November 25, 2003

plain hamburger eater

Noun. A person who finds an already tasteless food and tries to make it even blander, complaining about an ingredient no normal human being cares or thinks about. For example, chips / french fries must have no salt. Often found looking with fear and suspicion at another person's meal. The true plain hamburger eater would be delighted if you could eat cardboard and dreams of what would happen if those food pills from 1960s sci-fi B movies about space travel were real. Their ideal food would be the semen-like protein gel from 'The Matrix'.

He asked for McDonalds to take 5 minutes to make him 'a plain hamburger with no relish or nothing' - what a total plain hamburger eater.

by Garlicification October 10, 2010

jam eater

Derogotary phrase, used to imply someone partakes in Oral Sex with a girl while she is on her period.

Joe: James, you are such a fucking jam eater

by Ben007 September 19, 2006

Dog eater

A chinse person or a freind you like to make fun of. Or they problay eat dogs you call them a dog eater

Chinese person: hey guys what did u guys have for diner?
Fish:some food
Chinse person:i had some chinese food
Whitekid: hahh YOU ATE A FUCKING DOG HA HA YOU DOG EATER

by Wyeeto_03 February 20, 2018