ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017

ex-boyfriend

The guy who now tries to sound smart every moment of his life, sends urban dictionary definitions that are low-key calling you out, and you realise why it’s better off this way :D

“Who was that guy defending video games in English like they are his precious babies?”
“Her ex-boyfriend, poor girl...”

by FaelynnHolimion November 9, 2020

Crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad

“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”

by The girlfiend April 24, 2024

ex

without; excluding.

"the discount and market price are ex dividend"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

me your ex

someone beautiful or handsome, that all the people want to date. we are kind, caring , reallll fine too. but most of all, someone you fumbled and missed out on cus you were too immature. We are up on all the trend but still are hella smart and you’ll never find someone like us again.

person one to person two: bro i need a girlfriend, some one stunning and nice
person two: oh yea you’ll find someone-
you: me your ex? yeah

by tylerthecreator?? February 20, 2025

Ex-skype-ted

Excited to talk on skype.

Wow, I'm so ex-skype-ted to talk to you. eeeee!

by babybel cheese September 11, 2011

EX and PT

EX and PT is a Pan-Irealandic Australian media franchise. It is the first of the "Mon 4" franchises and is created by Nakada Salren.

I am watching EX and PT.

by Acylos The Silver Predator August 23, 2022