National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures
Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day
Jackie: Of course!
Jackie: Of course!
by angrypod147 February 2, 2022

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
by celsmeow September 8, 2023

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.
This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.
The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.
The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”
by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023

by Urmom8282992829292 October 3, 2020

by so do y’all talk June 11, 2023
