swedish dick rub

when you rub your penis on sandpaper

Austin Shaw: hey kelly give me a swedish dick rub!
Kelly Vance: Sure thing asshole!

by SwedishDickFish69 June 14, 2010

Dick Touch

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop

DUde let's play dick touch!

by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007

I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.

boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"

by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011

Dick whipped

When a man gives it so good to a woman that she wants, craves, & would do anything to have that Dick again & again!!!

Steve, you made my pussy Dick whipped. & no other Dick can satisfy it now.

by Friend2u January 3, 2017

Dick and dash

Noun: The process of being in a relationship just for sex then dumping their ass in a short amount of time. (Time varies from 24 hours to only a week) Also referred to short relationships that are unnecessary since it was only for the dick.

Bitch 1: Hey dude did you hear that David and Libby had a dick and dash recently?

Bitch 2: Wow oml they are so stupid why.

by Interesting flamingos November 2, 2017

This Dick

A phrase used to insult another person.

Preferably a hater or someone who is trying to insult you.

Most likely used in a crowded area.

Ice Cream Shop: "Ma'am can I get a sample?" "Of What?" "This Dick."

"What time is it?" "This Dick."

"What's the answer to number four?" "This Dick."

"He wanted to see you in.. fourth period." "What? Who?" "This Dick."

by This Dick. October 9, 2007

Derick

Derick' s are an absolute pain in the ass but they are extremely loving and will do anything for the ones they care about. They made me assholes sometimes but they've always got your back. They have are really great in bed. You've got to get yourself a derick because at the end of the day they're the ones you want to spend your life with.

Person: Wow, Derick is so great! He helped me with my homework.

by Madi2424 May 2, 2018