dissociative identity disorder

dissociative identity disorder or Multiple Personality Disorder

Rare condition indicated by the absence of a clear and comprehensive identity. two or more independent and distinct personality systems develop in the same individual.

NOT ! " the pretense of having multiple personalities for the purpose of sucking attention and sympathy"-ignorant

dissociative identity disorder....the splitting off from conscious awareness and control of thoughts, feelings, memories, and other mental components in response to situations that are painful, disturbing, or somehow unacceptable to the person experiencing them

by Mz yasa December 26, 2007

disorientated

The illiterate form of disoriented, uttered by those who find language disorienting.

Dang! If I woodiv lernt to reed I woodent bee so disorientated.

by Jeff Lyons September 22, 2007

bipolar disorder

AKA manic-depressive disorder. This is when a person gets really sad for some time, crying for no reason, contemplating suiceide, avoiding people, stuff like that. Then, one day it'll be over and they'll be all happy-go-crazy and stuff, buying a lot of stuff, turning promiscuous, and showing a general ecstacy and lack of foresight. This is a serious psychological disorder and should not be taken lightly. If you or a friend show signs of being bipolar seek help IMMEDIATELY! With proper support it is easy to treat.

Yo, when's Bipolar Bill gonna get out of his depressive phase?

I dunno, but I sure hope he's manic by Friday. That party'll be so much more awesome with his wild and crazy side there.

by Melanie October 13, 2003

S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder

When your esophagus produces excess mucus and food sticks to it. Producing a gagging and vomiting reaction while eating.

My friend suffers from S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder and its totally nasty.

by Biggie B December 24, 2006

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The simple way of saying this disease is ADHD. A disease which is mostly found in children. it makes the kid really hyper and can't pay any attention to anything. Ritalin is the usual prescription drug that they use to treat it.

Man Ben is freaking out again i think he needs to take his Ritalin.

by Timothy June 3, 2004

mental disorder

The act of thinking there are more than two genders.

Idiot: "Tumblr invented a new gender called vapeogender! Basically when I'm exposed my gender turns to smoke!"
Normal person: "Dude if you think your dick turns to smoke when they pull down your pants you have a mental disorder, if you have a dick you are a male, if you have a pussy you are a female, if you have none you don't belong to this planet!"

by kansas54 April 20, 2017

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.

"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."

by AlgernonFTW September 21, 2011