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Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis
Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.
by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019
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crusties

when you put your dick in some girls ass and it has crustie shit
babe get the crusties out of your ass
by peterduck685 July 31, 2016
mugGet the crustiesmug.

crusty old favor

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.
Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.
by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019
mugGet the crusty old favormug.

Crusty Dusty Busty

The act of putting semen (fresh or jarred) all over an old abandoned building.
person 1"Yo, wanna go do a Crusty Dusty Busty after this game?"
person 2 "Hell yeah!"
by penis496 September 10, 2021
mugGet the Crusty Dusty Bustymug.

crusty fart

A very weird and crusty fart
God man i just got a crusty fart!
by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022
mugGet the crusty fartmug.

Crusty

I know Jaelynn wants the D, but she's a crusty ass bitch so I ain't givin' it to her.
by ( . Y . )lover69 December 9, 2016
mugGet the Crustymug.

crusty

A dirty person with a dog who took the rebellion thing a little too seriously.

Their hobbies typically include: freight train hopping, dumpster diving, asking you for money, and smoking crack.
See that junkie in the Amebix shirt with the incredibly large backpack? He's what we like to call a crusty. He probably ran away from home because his parents wanted him to go to college.
by fhihihug January 20, 2014
mugGet the crustymug.

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